We need your help. Chris Toms is currently being held hostage by his beard. Yes, his facial hair is holding him hostage. Chris’s ransom is currently set at $5000. Please help us free our beloved staff member from the clutches of Sasquatch status.
Here is the ransom note that we received from the beard:
Dear People. I am in Possession of the one you call Chris Toms. I am currently surrounding the lower half of his face and have no intention of surrendering. The only way to secure his safety is to provide me with 5000 of your American Dollars. (Euros will be accepted as well.) You’d better hurry or I will engulf his entire head. This is your last chance. With Love, The Beard.
In other words, when we raise $5000 Chris will shave his beard.
Please make all checks out to Dare to Live with a separate note attached with the phrase “Shave that Beard”. PayPal donations are also accepted at www.thefightofyourlife.com.
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